My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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