i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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