scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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