yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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