Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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