Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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