The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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