I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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