What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
