I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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