Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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