just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
