You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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