Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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