my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Randomize
