What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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