dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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