But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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