let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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