Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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