I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
These tits shall not be calmed
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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