Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
did i just pee glitter
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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