No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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