I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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