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found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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