this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We need to rekindle our bromance
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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