Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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