My first STD was from a foam party
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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