p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
