she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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