what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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