cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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