Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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