Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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