My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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