So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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