Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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