actually, I'm a sock model
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
