I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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