saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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