So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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