So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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