just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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