I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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