That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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