Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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