the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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