Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
