So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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