So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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