i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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