I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
