I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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