At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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